What the hell is Strawberry engine?

[BoneDoc]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

Heheh... because Strawberries go well with Cream. Just like @ Wimbledon, where traditional English treat would be Strawberries & Cream. And Cream is creamy smooth. Similar to silky smooth.

So, putting two and two together, some genius (not me) here somehow made the quantum leap that Strawberry = Smooth.

Durian is reserved for my kneepads - obviously, I won't be associating something as Strawberry-Silky-Smooth as the In-Line Six N52 engine with something so painful as kneeling on Hairy Mountain Cat caps.

Mango? That's like Chutney. Last I checked, chutney is chokey, like the penile discharge of some unker with gonorrhoea. Please, I wouldn't insult the last of the great NA engines with such a moniker.

No, STRAWBERRY is it. STRAWBERRY it HAS TO BE.

How about Peaches then? Peaches are smooth. Peaches go with cream. Peaches and cream.

(Durains are also creamy and smooth but I know you fear them for other reasons. HehHeh)


A quick search on other similies reveals the following:

As smooth as ....

1. A baby's bottom
2. Silk
3. Glass
4. Velvet
5. Butter
6. Ice
7. Good aged Bordeaux

etc etc and about a 1000 more but NO "as smooth as a strawberry" !!

:nutkick:

 

[MW]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

MW is actually a very clever play on the inner workings of the man.

Because this lawya is too refined (Reference: Strawberry) to appear brash or unlearned, he doesn't want to use the nickname 69 (after all, his second most famous client - SLK69 - already trademarked the 69).

By the way, his most famous client is the person I quoted, and the person asking the question - the one & only Brobot.

So, in order not to trespass BoTay's copyrighted 69, this lawya very clever - chose MW.

It just goes to show that he's a breast man, that's all. Rubba Rubba.

Same logic how come Strawberry = N52 = smooth.

I da man.

And yes, I forgot my IMH pills this afternoon....

kong simi?..............

 

[wobbles]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

How about Peaches then? Peaches are smooth.

(Durains are also creamy and smooth but I know you fear them for other reasons. HehHeh)


A quick search on other similies reveals the following:

As smooth as ....

1. A baby's bottom
2. Silk
3. Glass
4. Velvet
5. Butter
6. Ice
7. Good aged Bordeaux

etc etc and about a 1000 more but NO "as smooth as a strawberry" !!

:nutkick:

Acherly, I also dunno why strawberry was ever mentioned.... But now that it has entered the BMW.sg vernacular lexicon, I guess it kinda stuck

 

[BoneDoc]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

strawberries are damn pock marked

I just saw this.

MW is right. Strawberries are not smooth.

 

[C3P0]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

Heheh... because Strawberries go well with Cream. Just like @ Wimbledon, where traditional English treat would be Strawberries & Cream. And Cream is creamy smooth. Similar to silky smooth.

So, putting two and two together, some genius (not me) here somehow made the quantum leap that Strawberry = Smooth.

Durian is reserved for my kneepads - obviously, I won't be associating something as Strawberry-Silky-Smooth as the In-Line Six N52 engine with something so painful as kneeling on Hairy Mountain Cat caps.

Mango? That's like Chutney. Last I checked, chutney is chokey, like the penile discharge of some unker with gonorrhoea. Please, I wouldn't insult the last of the great NA engines with such a moniker.

No, STRAWBERRY is it. STRAWBERRY it HAS TO BE.

ah ya, I remembered it started with creamy smooth then strawberry. But can't remember who started it. Was it golilok?

 

[C3P0]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

I just saw this.

MW is right. Strawberries are not smooth.

And I used to think that all strawberries are sour (unlike strawberry milk or ice cream).

Until someone bought me some good quality strawberry then I realised that they can be sweet.

Btw wobbles, does strawberry contain high vitamin C?



P.S. No OT since the thread is about strawberry.

 

[wobbles]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

And I used to think that all strawberries are sour (unlike strawberry milk or ice cream).

Until someone bought me some good quality strawberry then I realised that they can be sweet.

Btw wobbles, does strawberry contain high vitamin C?



P.S. No OT since the thread is about strawberry.

Dunno if strawberry contain high Vitamin C, but some Japanese Strawberries are really super sweet, that much I know. A friend brought some over once, after I took them, I didn't wanna go to the toilet for 3 days - because it'd be such a waste to shit them out.

And I think you're right... Bro Golilok started this strawberry thing, if I recall correctly!

 

[krakenster]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

I heard from a strawberry farmer, the pretty, nice looking ones are not sweet.
the fugly (very ugly) ones are very sweet and juicy.:thinking:

 

[MW]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

Mango? That's like Chutney. Last I checked, chutney is chokey, like the penile discharge of some unker with gonorrhoea. .

On behalf of iscoupe and s2k and all other kkj lovers, I would like to ask whether you tasted the gonorrhoea uncle's penile discharge in order to come to the conclusion that its chokey like chutney

All my rights are reserved in case I am accused of being associated with iscoupe and s2k and all other kkj lovers.

 

[krakenster]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

On behalf of iscoupe and s2k and all other kkj lovers, I would like to ask whether you tasted the gonorrhoea uncle's penile discharge in order to come to the conclusion that its chokey like chutney

All my rights are reserved in case I am accused of being associated with iscoupe and s2k and all other kkj lovers.

putting forth commments like a true blown lawyer (less the kkj part)

 

[MW]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

putting forth commments like a true blown lawyer (less the kkj part)

I am issuing u a warning for using the word "blown" and mention of "kkj" when referencing to me.

Please retract the statement or I tell Wobbles to taste whether u have gonorrhea

 

[C3P0]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

The mystery has been solved.

I believe this was the thread where strawberry was first mentioned by golilok.

http://www.bmw-sg.com/forums/5-series-owners/54411-test-driven-528-f10-vs-525-e60.html

Although Jase asked what it means, the thread continue to concentrate on the word "refined".


Ryan can you thank me?

 

[wobbles]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

putting forth commments like a true blown lawyer (less the kkj part)

yes, somesay, hearsay MW is good at being blown - or blowing.

He's versatile.

 

[krakenster]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

I am issuing u a warning for using the word "blown" and mention of "kkj" when referencing to me.

Please retract the statement or I tell Wobbles to taste whether u have gonorrhea

that is a very heavy punishment (by using Wobbles!!!), is this because I am not rich nor an elite?
can I ask someone else to take the rap??????

 

[wobbles]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

that is a very heavy punishment (by using Wobbles!!!), is this because I am not rich nor an elite?
can I ask someone else to take the rap??????

Wah, insult! Why? I taste your kkj not good enough ah? Are you saying that my taste buds are reserved only for peasants?

Wait a minute... pui pui pui... salah entry. I dun wanna taste your kkj or ANYONE's kkj.... I'm not iscoupe or S2k!

 

[pengful]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

I always thought creamy to say smooth drive is a better word.

 

[krakenster]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

Wah, insult! Why? I taste your kkj not good enough ah? Are you saying that my taste buds are reserved only for peasants?

Wait a minute... pui pui pui... salah entry. I dun wanna taste your kkj or ANYONE's kkj.... I'm not iscoupe or S2k!

you let your own cat out of the bag..........
btw, not an insult to you, put yourself in my peasant shoes, would you want a guy to go down south on you????!!!!!!!! (pun intended)

 

[MW]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

Nb all homos

 

[Tanzy]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

Nb all homos

You can call them fruity.

"Fruity" has a precise meaning, but is difficult to define. Loosely speaking, the word refers to something which is cheerfully and perkily saccharine, naïve, generic, corny, banal, innocuous, un-self-consciously dippy, sexually neutered (or, conversely, having perverse subtexts), or just plain dumb - and is amusing because of it. Dorkiness which doesn't even know that it's dorky, but celebrates its own dorkiness anyway: that which is flamboyantly and happily retarded. Closely synonymous with gay, in the not-necessarily-homosexual sense.


Which begs the question?
What fruit is the S65B40? Know users of this engine, being, SLK69, Jaskin, etc.

 

[wobbles]

Re: What the hell is Strawberry engine?

You can call them fruity.

"Fruity" has a precise meaning, but is difficult to define. Loosely speaking, the word refers to something which is cheerfully and perkily saccharine, naïve, generic, corny, banal, innocuous, un-self-consciously dippy, sexually neutered (or, conversely, having perverse subtexts), or just plain dumb - and is amusing because of it. Dorkiness which doesn't even know that it's dorky, but celebrates its own dorkiness anyway: that which is flamboyantly and happily retarded. Closely synonymous with gay, in the not-necessarily-homosexual sense.


Which begs the question?
What fruit is the S65B40? Know users of this engine, being, SLK69, Jaskin, etc.

That one I can answer. BANANA. Consperm. Because it gives KKJ to people who don't have one.

/jealous wobbles say one