seanskye
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Whether you're making magic in a MINI, doing it on the backseat of a Beetle, exercising in a Bimmer xDrive, attempting different positions in a Lotus or popping her cherry in a Chery, it's worth doing some homework beforehand, so there won't be any complication with the fornication.
Nobody likes to be caught with his pants down.
Cavorting in a car is like a conjugation of Route 66 and Hotel 81 - it's affordable, enjoyable and a little risky. In Singapore, sex in a public place is an offence "viewed" as an Obscene Act under the Penal Code. If convicted, you could be imprisoned for up to three months, or fined, or slapped with both punishments.
To minimise your chances of premature exhilaration and discharge your obligations as a law-abiding, consenting adult, remember the following pointers (nothing too serious, by the way).
Caravan of love
Obviously, you need a set of wheels so you can drive somewhere to "park and ride". Any vehicle will do, as long as the seats are comfortable (preferable leather-trimmed to repel accidental bodily fluids), the air-con is strong (so the two of you won't sweat any more than necessary) and the cabin is roomy enough. In terms of shag space...oops, I mean shared space, a station wagon is good, an SUV is better and a MPV is best.
A multi-purpose vehicle is supposed to be versatile, and "mobile bedroom" can be one of its multiple functions. Even a compact MPV gives headroom aplenty, the chairs can be configured every which way to accommodate the wild and agile in their acrobatic pursuit of mutual happiness, and there are many storage points for "toys", "raincoats" and "engine lubricants". If your MPV comes with curtains, it's even more convenient to enjoy intense intimacy in relative privacy.
Copulation location
It's highly recommended to park your passion wagon in a secluded place in the middle of nowhere, with nobody around.
Finding the ideal spot is easier in an SUV, which can venture further off beaten track. But Singapore is a suburban jungle, with few really ulu areas that the general public can enter and exit freely. Even a far-flung corner of the island is probably a stone's throw from some Government property, construction site or army camp.
The trick is to look for nooks that can be used for nooky, without being spooky. Many commercial buildings, especially those in the central business district, have deep-down basement parking that becomes deserted after office hours. Certain HDB multi-storey carparks are empty on their upper decks, with "hideaway" lots that are poorly lit, and perfectly blocked by pillars. Industrial estates, too, are potential secret venues for interesting intercourse.
However, even a quickie needs an element of luck, because there might be parking wardens on enforcement duty, policemen or security guards on patrol, and inquisitive night owls hanging around. If you're unlucky, you might suffer "coitus interruptus" caused by unwelcome visitors....
...GPGT!
Whether you're making magic in a MINI, doing it on the backseat of a Beetle, exercising in a Bimmer xDrive, attempting different positions in a Lotus or popping her cherry in a Chery, it's worth doing some homework beforehand, so there won't be any complication with the fornication.
Nobody likes to be caught with his pants down.
Cavorting in a car is like a conjugation of Route 66 and Hotel 81 - it's affordable, enjoyable and a little risky. In Singapore, sex in a public place is an offence "viewed" as an Obscene Act under the Penal Code. If convicted, you could be imprisoned for up to three months, or fined, or slapped with both punishments.
To minimise your chances of premature exhilaration and discharge your obligations as a law-abiding, consenting adult, remember the following pointers (nothing too serious, by the way).
Caravan of love
Obviously, you need a set of wheels so you can drive somewhere to "park and ride". Any vehicle will do, as long as the seats are comfortable (preferable leather-trimmed to repel accidental bodily fluids), the air-con is strong (so the two of you won't sweat any more than necessary) and the cabin is roomy enough. In terms of shag space...oops, I mean shared space, a station wagon is good, an SUV is better and a MPV is best.
A multi-purpose vehicle is supposed to be versatile, and "mobile bedroom" can be one of its multiple functions. Even a compact MPV gives headroom aplenty, the chairs can be configured every which way to accommodate the wild and agile in their acrobatic pursuit of mutual happiness, and there are many storage points for "toys", "raincoats" and "engine lubricants". If your MPV comes with curtains, it's even more convenient to enjoy intense intimacy in relative privacy.
Copulation location
It's highly recommended to park your passion wagon in a secluded place in the middle of nowhere, with nobody around.
Finding the ideal spot is easier in an SUV, which can venture further off beaten track. But Singapore is a suburban jungle, with few really ulu areas that the general public can enter and exit freely. Even a far-flung corner of the island is probably a stone's throw from some Government property, construction site or army camp.
The trick is to look for nooks that can be used for nooky, without being spooky. Many commercial buildings, especially those in the central business district, have deep-down basement parking that becomes deserted after office hours. Certain HDB multi-storey carparks are empty on their upper decks, with "hideaway" lots that are poorly lit, and perfectly blocked by pillars. Industrial estates, too, are potential secret venues for interesting intercourse.
However, even a quickie needs an element of luck, because there might be parking wardens on enforcement duty, policemen or security guards on patrol, and inquisitive night owls hanging around. If you're unlucky, you might suffer "coitus interruptus" caused by unwelcome visitors....
...GPGT!
