Question On Amortisation/Depreciation

kenntona

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Actually Brobot asked me to post this question. So please don't flame me.

Assuming you checked in a room with a KFC at a rate of $200/60/1. And assuming you finished EVERYTHING in 30 minutes. DO YOU THEN:

(1) wash up and leave, given that the $200 objective has been met; or

(2) lie there and watch TV, waste time until the full hour is up, then leave the place to feel WU HUA, thinking that you have fully amortise the $200 over 60 minutes?
 
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Usually after I cum, I am in the shower and ready to check out while the KFC is still in bed panting away. I would SMS her afterwards saying I left liao.
 
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MW said:
Usually after I cum, I am in the shower and ready to check out while the KFC is still in bed panting away. I would SMS her afterwards saying I left liao.

Wa, like that, if you cum in 5 minutes, you will be out in 10 minutes? Some people (never say it's Jonleeck) will say $200 for 5 minutes sibey bo hua.....
 
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MW;1067247 said:
Usually after I cum, I am in the shower and ready to check out while the KFC is still in bed panting away. I would SMS her afterwards saying I left liao.

You give your number to kfc?
 
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I am a busy man, if I cum in 5 mins means in the car on the way there already start liao...go into hotel room is to use the shower
 
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Ah, another thread about "fun management"!
 
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services need to make into asset then can depreciate. like that how ?
 
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My alpha was why must go $200 since there's $30?
My beta was since u got 60 min why out after 30minutes.
My theta was should i bring a container to pack some shampoo ?
 
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christopher ngo;1067254 said:
My alpha was why must go $200 since there's $30?
My beta was since u got 60 min why out after 30minutes.
My theta was should i bring a container to pack some shampoo ?

Alpha = Lambo vs lorry
beta = his engine required coding
theta = rmbr the kopi and mineral water too (If gt space, tissue too...)
 
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MW;1067250 said:
I am a busy man, if I cum in 5 mins means in the car on the way there already start liao...go into hotel room is to use the shower

Seems like its been long time since u gt some....
 
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casper77;1067259 said:
Alpha = Lambo vs lorry
beta = his engine required coding
theta = rmbr the kopi and mineral water too (If gt space, tissue too...)

Our hottest thread was closed. . . .
What i need now is Omega3 fried egg.
 
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Withdrawal symptoms. Bleh. Young kids. Haha.
 
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hearsay KFC searching hi and lo in the bushes also cannot find his USB after 1hr. But he humble always say he cum quickly and done in 30mins...
 
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christopher ngo;1067263 said:
Our hottest thread was closed. . . .
What i need now is Omega3 fried egg.

Scrambled or sunny side up , Sir ?
 
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Red_Bean_Bun said:
services need to make into asset then can depreciate. like that how ?

The FUN derived from the services is the asset acquired. Booked as goodsex in the book.

I meant goodwill.

But very hard to quantify, since $200 supposedly bring more enjoyment. Actual number is arbitrary. Trying to justify a worth to it is a waste of time.

christopher ngo said:
My alpha was why must go $200 since there's $30?
My beta was since u got 60 min why out after 30minutes.
My theta was should i bring a container to pack some shampoo ?

casper77 said:
Alpha = Lambo vs lorry
beta = his engine required coding
theta = rmbr the kopi and mineral water too (If gt space, tissue too...)

Alpha and Gamma are the extra services which beat the market.
Beta is the SOP stuff, like shower, massage.
Delta is the rate of change in service when you mentioned tips.
Theta is the time decay within the 60-minute tenor.

Sincerely Yours,
Toy Boy Kenn
 
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Why not cum again?

Don't waste time porn. JUST DO IT
 
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davidtch said:
Why not cum again?

Don't waste time porn. JUST DO IT

Hello, cum again means another $200 !!! To the depre-conscious, the second $200 yields lesser utility.

Law of Diminishing Marginal Utility.
 
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Trolls....
 

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