Grudge Match - The Saga Continues......

[kenntona]

Steph Song or Jamie Yeo?

Both equally itchy bitchy leh. Some more both got chio chassis, xenons and bodykit.

Will give Steph Song a try.......

Uniform fetish:

SIA's Pierre Balmain's two-piece, or Tan Tock Seng's nurses' one-piece?

 

[TripleM]

"Brother, expected you to appreciate vintage wine, but didn't know you love vintage women as well. Lorraine cannot lah. "

Haha...it's called diversification big guy
Like Lorraine better...she looks elegant and got Bi-Xenon u know!!

Cheryl Fox...Also like the name

American or Continental breakfast?

 

[kenntona]

American Breakfast.

I'd hope Cheryl Fox does not live up to her name. She's so sweet, I'd want to invite her to Simpang for supper. She stays in Bedok.

Bellefire, or Atomic Kittens?

 

[TripleM]

Let me know if u manage to get her out for Kopi...
I'll buy

Atomic Kittens....they are hot. Missed their show at Hard Rock some years ago.

Avril Lavigne or Alanis Morissette?

 

[jaskin]

AVRIL LAVIGNE! Went to her Hometown of Napanee!

Sarah Tan or Denise Keller

 

[kenntona]

Avril Lavigne, of course. Not that Alanis is inferior. But I'd prefer younger chicks.

You need not buy Cheryl kopi if and when she's at Simpang. Sean will be all over her...... :laughlik:

Erasure, or New Order?

 

[kenntona]

Sarah Tan or Denise Keller

But they look so familiar...... both are so hot......

 

[TripleM]

Prefer Sarah Tan,
DK too skinny....

Natalie Portman or Anna Kournikova?

 

[kenntona]

Anna, Anna, Anna, ......

Denise too skinny? Thought she is just slim.

Blonde versus Blonde - Emma Bunton or Lindsay Lohan?

 

[TripleM]

DK is skinny and the size of the head looks a bit disporportionate to the body. U can't see from the pix above but when u see her on MTV..

Lindsay Lohan anytime lah bro..

Back to the women vintage
Isabella Rosellini or Sophia Loren?

 

[kenntona]

Isabella Rosellini or Sophia Loren?

Isabella Rossalini. Real vintage. Like a watch.

On a serious note, bro, your desired women are getting older and older. Might as well try Susan Sarandon, or Liz Taylor? :laughlik:

What about these two: not so vintage, but just aged to perfection:

Sophie Marceau, or Sharon Stone?

 

[TripleM]

Sophie Marceau,...she's got that bedroom look
Sharon, however is very intelligent and looks like she is aging gracefully.

Dating a chiobu who has alot of armpit hair
Or
Dating a chiobu who has very visible leg hair?

 

[Charontes]

wa piangz..
got any worse or not?

Leg Hair.... (at least it wun smell)


Saggy boobs or saggy ass?

 

[kenntona]

So did you fantasize about Sophie, or Sharon?

You are killing my appetite with these "armpit hair," "leg hair" thing. What did you watch last night, Tootsie?

Will pick the lesser of the two evils - leg hair. Get the chiobu high, tie her up, then ...... shave her legs ......

:laughlik: :laughlik: :laughlik:

Dating a itchy bitchy hot babe, but she's embarrassingly vulgar; or

Dating a gentle, decent gal who's ONLY intellectually stimulating?

 

[TripleM]

Both equally jia lat
But then saggy boobs can be rectified, not sure bout saggy ass

So saggy ass..make sure u dont do rear entry can already.... :laughlik:

 

[kenntona]

Saggy boobs or saggy ass?

Another one with a dark side......

Saggy ass will be the less painful option. The front is more visual. You will prefer a CF bonnet over a CF trunk, won't you?

Having a quickie in your office's pantry in the late hours; or

Having a slow and steady session in the conference room over lunch?

 

[Charontes]

Dating a itchy bitchy hot babe, but she's embarrassingly vulgar; or

Dating a gentle, decent gal who's ONLY intellectually stimulating?

Itchy Bitchy Hot Babe..
coz putting earplugs is more convenient than putting eye shades..
(i assume she's only verbally vulgar)

 

[TripleM]

" Dating a itchy bitchy hot babe, but she's embarrassingly vulgar; or
Or
Dating a gentle, decent gal who's ONLY intellectually stimulating? "

Can't stand that first one leh bro,.. ....You ai meh?

Party in a lesbian club
Or
Party in a mixed club with lots of chiobus but all attached?

 

[kenntona]

Dating a itchy bitchy hot babe, but she's embarrassingly vulgar; or

Dating a gentle, decent gal who's ONLY intellectually stimulating?

Itchy Bitchy Hot Babe..
coz putting earplugs is more convenient than putting eye shades..
(i assume she's only verbally vulgar)

Wait till you finish your row with her, take her out for French cuisine or prata, then realise...... everyone else needs a pair of earplugs as well.

I'd prefer using the light dimmer. "It's dark in here. Talk to me, baby."

Ha, try this:

Doing it with a hot babe whose moan and groan could wake your entire neighbourhood up; or

Doing it with a decent and reserve chio bu who dare not even mumble a sigh?

 

[TripleM]

Doing it with a hot babe whose moan and groan could wake your entire neighbourhood up...

The louder, the more natural and steamier