The BMWSG Tips on Marriage

[nobkia]

(1) the price of your mod is always divided by at least 10
(2) always behave before every mod
(3) coilovers are never appreciated
(4) rim size does not equal to kkj size
(5) tyre profile equates your chance of getting laid
(6) some threads are meant to be read alone
(7) some threads with photos can kill you without warnings
(8) mod finish before showing her the 1st time so that it's stock
(9) carbon fibre is not lasting as prada leather
(10) marriage is everlasting, but mod is everlusting

your turn
i will compile all submissions

 

[SLK69]

Re: The BMWSG Tips on Marriage

MARRIAGE.. is commit sucide..!!!
u die once...and u neber be alive...
BE WISE..STAY SINGLE!!

 

[kenntona]

Re: The BMWSG Tips on Marriage

If sex life is good, no need for forum. Toto say one.

 

[milk15]

Re: The BMWSG Tips on Marriage

Nobkia and Horfun trying to out post each other on Boobs Photos????? :shock::shock::shock:

Robot say "YELLOW Card" for you both........

 

[BlackCookie]

Re: The BMWSG Tips on Marriage

Firstly, what has the picture got to do with the post? Secondly, I disagree on some of the points.

(1) the price of your mod is always divided by at least 10
I know roughly how much the mods cost. Wives/girlfriends have access to public forums like these too. Sometimes, it' just closing one eye.
(2) always behave before every mod
I bet whenever you shake your tail, your partner should know what to expect. Before anything gets on the car, my partner will get questioned on "what mod this time?"
(3) coilovers are never appreciated
I wanted the V3 on because it's alot more comfortable. One of the reasons why I sold my Cross. Ask my boyfriend and he'll tell you his V3s are very well appreciated.
(5) tyre profile equates your chance of getting laid
Relevance to title?
(8) mod finish before showing her the 1st time so that it's stock
Explains why some new cars are parked at BOSS for weeks? I know my stock cars!
(9) carbon fibre is not lasting as prada leather
Tip from some brothers: Buy your wife a nice bag and she won't care about your mods, CF or not.

 

[totoseow]

Re: The BMWSG Tips on Marriage

guys guys.,...nothing a baseball bat cant solve. i keep one next to the main door..one in the kitchen, dining,living, recreation room, toilets, hallway, garage, long corridor.

when i wave the bats...the household falls into place.

 

[zorro]

Re: The BMWSG Tips on Marriage

Yes if wife/gf is the girl in the picture...no mod is required.....

 

[C3P0]

Re: The BMWSG Tips on Marriage

Thanks for all the advices. I will remember when I get married.

 

[Chocs]

Re: The BMWSG Tips on Marriage

MARRIAGE.. is commit sucide..!!!
u die once...and u neber be alive...
BE WISE..STAY SINGLE!!

,......BOBBY...u my good frd now !!! Gr8t minds...think alike........!!!!!!

 

[JasonKuan]

Re: The BMWSG Tips on Marriage

MARRIAGE.. is commit sucide..!!!
u die once...and u neber be alive...
BE WISE..STAY SINGLE!!

Merry is good at Sar Lau, everyday feel like merrying.....