Snake Oil Product for E92 335?

Re: Snake Oil Product for E92 335?

TripleM;218336 said:
That's because I need moolah lah..
I m still up for a drag challenge if any of you has already chipped up your 335

Yo buddy, let's have a friendly go on Aug 9th, or anytime you're free lah
 
Re: Snake Oil Product for E92 335?

Sounds good man..
I aint driving up on the 9th but we can do when free..keep in touch.
 
Re: Snake Oil Product for E92 335?

Looking forward to that buddy.. I do miss that raw sizzle in the S54 :( The N54 sounds so demure in comparison.
 
Re: Snake Oil Product for E92 335?

Another version......

"The Juice Box v1.1 BMW Tuner is a boost controller by Burger Motorsports for the 2007+ BMW 335i Twin Turbo. It safely increases boost from the factory 8psi setting to 10psi, resulting in an additional 20-30rwhp and 30-40rwtq on 91 octane.

Built using high quality components and OEM connectors, the Juice Box conveniently mounts in the DME/ECU compartment making it 100% hidden once installed. Installation takes approximately 20 minutes and is 100% reversible.

Benefits:

1) Safe boost level for long engine life and trouble free operation.
2) Retains the factory smooth performance and refinement of the 335i.
3) Completely hidden from sight, no struggling with removal before taking the car in for an oil change or service.
4) 100% pass through operation allowing factory altitude correction, temperature protection, fuel enrichment, and traction control to work properly.
5) Reasonable price. Just because you bought a $40,000+ car doesn't mean you should have to pay an arm and a leg to improve its performance."

eBay Motors: Juice Box v1.1 Chip for BMW 335 335i +25rwhp/+35rwtq (item 250147675976 end time Aug-02-07 14:41:02 PDT)
 
Re: Snake Oil Product for E92 335?

Burger Motorsports? Wat a name!

Looks dodgy, too cheap too...
but Z-stab started out looking like a black box like that too..
 
Re: Snake Oil Product for E92 335?

kenntona;230348 said:
Another version......

"The Juice Box v1.1 BMW Tuner is a boost controller by Burger Motorsports for the 2007+ BMW 335i Twin Turbo. It safely increases boost from the factory 8psi setting to 10psi, resulting in an additional 20-30rwhp and 30-40rwtq on 91 octane.

Built using high quality components and OEM connectors, the Juice Box conveniently mounts in the DME/ECU compartment making it 100% hidden once installed. Installation takes approximately 20 minutes and is 100% reversible.

Benefits:

1) Safe boost level for long engine life and trouble free operation.
2) Retains the factory smooth performance and refinement of the 335i.
3) Completely hidden from sight, no struggling with removal before taking the car in for an oil change or service.
4) 100% pass through operation allowing factory altitude correction, temperature protection, fuel enrichment, and traction control to work properly.
5) Reasonable price. Just because you bought a $40,000+ car doesn't mean you should have to pay an arm and a leg to improve its performance."

eBay Motors: Juice Box v1.1 Chip for BMW 335 335i +25rwhp/+35rwtq (item 250147675976 end time Aug-02-07 14:41:02 PDT)


This guy is Terry335 from E90post.com. If u do some reading there, u will realise it is nothign but 3USD worth of wires with no proven platform researched.
 
Re: Snake Oil Product for E92 335?

kenntona;230348 said:
Another version......

"The Juice Box v1.1 BMW Tuner is a boost controller by Burger Motorsports for the 2007+ BMW 335i Twin Turbo. It safely increases boost from the factory 8psi setting to 10psi, resulting in an additional 20-30rwhp and 30-40rwtq on 91 octane.

Built using high quality components and OEM connectors, the Juice Box conveniently mounts in the DME/ECU compartment making it 100% hidden once installed. Installation takes approximately 20 minutes and is 100% reversible.

Benefits:

1) Safe boost level for long engine life and trouble free operation.
2) Retains the factory smooth performance and refinement of the 335i.
3) Completely hidden from sight, no struggling with removal before taking the car in for an oil change or service.
4) 100% pass through operation allowing factory altitude correction, temperature protection, fuel enrichment, and traction control to work properly.
5) Reasonable price. Just because you bought a $40,000+ car doesn't mean you should have to pay an arm and a leg to improve its performance."

eBay Motors: Juice Box v1.1 Chip for BMW 335 335i +25rwhp/+35rwtq (item 250147675976 end time Aug-02-07 14:41:02 PDT)

Yup.. Terry was banned from e90post due to his quarrelsome behaviour, especially against other tuners in the community. I can't objectively say anything about his product "juice box," but would advise caution given his background and reputation.
 
Re: Snake Oil Product for E92 335?

Another Juice Box? Stage II. But WTF? O-60 MPH in 4.355 seconds (335 sedan)??? Freakin' insane......

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbJU30FdTwI[/YOUTUBE]

The product is sold here:

eBay Motors: Juice Box Stage 2 for BMW 335 335i +35-45rwhp (item 250162635282 end time Sep-16-07 20:21:22 PDT)

"Designed specifically for the 2007+ BMW N54 twin turbo engine, the Stage 2 Juice Box Performance Tuner safely raises engine boost from 8psi to 11psi, resulting in an additional 35-45 rear wheel horsepower and 45-60 rear wheel torque.

Built using high quality components and OEM connectors, the Juice Box Performance Tuner conveniently tucks away in the ECU/DME compartment, hidden from prying eyes. Installation takes approximately 20 minutes using basic hand tools and is completely reversible. Although installation is very easy, if needed most shops will perform the task for around $75.

With the exception of gobs of extra power, factory drivability and refinement is preserved. The key is its unique passive design which allows the Juice Box Performance Tuner to work with the factory ECU/DME for traction control, altitude correction, and over-temperature protection. Factory fuel economy is preserved when not racing. The Juice Box Performance Tuner IS NOT another "resistor in a box" eBay scam. It is a professionally engineered circuit designed to intercept and alter the output of the manifold pressure sensor and oxygen sensors in such a way to produce more boost along with extra fuel enrichment. The dyno and track results shown have been replicated by many very satisfied customers and are not doctored or altered in any way.

Most importantly, the Juice Box Performance Tuner delivers. The additional horsepower and torque profoundly transforms the 335i from a mild sports sedan to a true sports car. The power is instant and pushes you deep in to your seat. Turbo whine at high rpm is slightly more pronounced making for a thrilling driving experience. Quarter mile times are improved to 12.8@108mph, and 0-60 comes as quickly as 4.25 seconds (as timed on our automatic E90 335i development car). Whether you're a weekend warrior or simply enjoy highway on-ramps, the Juice Box Performance Tuner fits the bill.

To ensure your satisfaction each unit includes a 14 day money back guarantee. If you're not completely thrilled with the performance of your juiced 335i simply return it in its original packaging within 14 days for a full refund. We'll even refund your shipping."

Zoon boh?
 
Re: Snake Oil Product for E92 335?

TripleM;224909 said:
Sounds good man..
I aint driving up on the 9th but we can do when free..keep in touch.

are u guys having some friendly drag run? can invite me to view, very interested :yummie:
 
Re: Snake Oil Product for E92 335?

Like video game...
Amazing.
 

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