Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!!??? Lame.....

delrosa81

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19 Sep - An unknown antiques seller has posted an aged Civil War dated photo on online retail site, eBay, claiming that he has proof that A-list actor Nicolas Cage is a vampire, according to a report on Cinema Blend's website.

The photo, which dates from 1870 and carries a US $1 million asking price, bears an uncanny resemblance to the 47-year old "Leaving Las Vegas" star.

"Personally, I believe it's him and that he is some sort of walking undead/vampire, et cetera, who quickens/reinvents himself once every 75 years or so. 150 years from now, he might be a politician, the leader of a cult, or a talk show host," states the description of the photo.

"This is not a trick photo, it's an original photograph of a man who lived in Bristol, Tennessee sometime around the Civil War. Photographer is Professor G.B. Smith. A contact of mine forwarded this interesting article about the photographer, Smith. Turns out he was a confederate Civil War prisoner of war photographer. Guaranteed to be an original 1860s-70s photograph and not a modern reproduction, copy or photo manipulation."

The photo was apparently found in the back of an album that contained many death portraits from the Civil War era, but only the Nicolas Cage look-alike was not identified by name, stated the seller.

No stranger to vampires, Cage starred in the 80s cult movie "Vampire's Kiss", where he played a man who believed that we was turning into a vampire.

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From: Yahoo News
 
Re: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!!??? Lame.....

at the rate his hair lost, i am sure next "life" he can only be monk
 
Re: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!!??? Lame.....

If you compare the ears, they are different in terms of shape and structure. Reincarnation? Maybe.

Maybe people found out he has fetish for used kotex so concluded he could be a vampire. :lol:
 
Re: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!!??? Lame.....

hitmee is smurf... confirm. milk got proof of his kkj is blue colour after suck one hour.
 
Re: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!!??? Lame.....

iScoupe;685254 said:
hitmee is smurf... confirm. milk got proof of his kkj is blue colour after suck one hour.

Smuck one is so small..... how to suck??? Use those straw provided by Yakult??? :huhhuh::lol:
 
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Dinosaur hunter;685256 said:
Smuck one is so small..... how to suck??? Use those straw provided by Yakult??? :huhhuh::lol:

u suck before? confirmed!
 
Re: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!!??? Lame.....

Dinosaur hunter;685261 said:
Shsss ......... not so loud. :lol:
hope is not papa smurf... u pervert.
 
Re: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!!??? Lame.....

Super OT man. From Vampire, to KKJ to Smurf.......errr wats next man? :shakemyb:
 
Re: Nicholas Cage is a Vampire!!??? Lame.....

sszone;685270 said:
looks like some lousy photoshop job to me..haha

Actually it looks like a mirror image of a person. Could it be the backward technology of image capturing devices back in those times?
 

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