need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

[totoseow]

Hi folks,
I am posting for my friend who need BMWs for a funeral
My friend and I will be driving our E89 Z4. In total, we will need 17 BMWs (best preferred E89 Z4 or 3, 5 series) on 18th July 2011.
The location will be from Bartley road to Simei, then to crematorium. time will be in the morning. Petrol 'ang bao' will be given for each ride and buffet lunch will be served =)
Please post reply if your interested, thanks!

Regards,
xin poh poh

 

[kenntona]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

Hi Xin Poh Poh,

My car interior and brake caliper are red. Will it HUAN TIO?

I am keen. Please advise on finer details. Should I polish the car? What will the Ang Mor Lor Kor wear? Or Kong Kuan? Ang Mor style or Chinese style? Need to coordinate my dressing.

Cheers
Tam Popo

 

[totoseow]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

no u come as u r. u r ghastly enuf.

 

[jonleeck]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

hi,
me...from DALU.your competitor but not in TK but in balestier....
may i ask y BMW?not merk or rabbit?

 

[MW]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

Dear Xin Poh poh

I am also keen to join the convoy. Will there be stage shows like 7th month? I got one hokkien singer to intro. I assume its for a very important deceased thats why you need a BMW convoy. By the way I will tua,

Thanks.

Lim Lau Peh

 

[totoseow]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

those who come funeral convoy cannot go wedding convoy. will chiong. but i dun mind.

 

[kenntona]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

u r ghastly enuf.

You are so rude to solicit help here. Got ang pow big deal.

"You have to ask me nicely. You see, Xin Poh Poh, I can deal with the ang mor lor kor and the gong guan and the jiu song. I don't want peh kim and I don't want curry chicken. What I do want is for you to sit there in that faggoty black lambo and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fxxking courtesy! You gotta ask me nicely."

 

[iScoupe]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

the dead body keep so long... scary sia ! or the person prepare to die 17 July?

 

[jonleeck]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

mr xin poh poh only needed 18 bmw nia!!!

 

[totoseow]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

You are so rude to solicit help here. Got ang pow big deal.

"You have to ask me nicely. You see, Xin Poh Poh, I can deal with the ang mor lor kor and the gong guan and the jiu song. I don't want peh kim and I don't want curry chicken. What I do want is for you to sit there in that faggoty black lambo and with your Harvard mouth extend me some fxxking courtesy! You gotta ask me nicely."

sorry sir. i hv learn and understood something here.

i appreciate your volunteerismismismismism.....

can i request u present urself for the convoy? i know u dun need ang pow or curry koey. i thot since i always go meet up, u people will know me mah. im sorry it sounded commanding. i realise now, that when u need help, its best to sound less haughty and more humble.

 

[kenntona]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

Okay we convoy and meetup brothers. Talk over zhang jui.

 

[Oilman]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

Petrol 'ang bao' will be given for each ride

If Shell V Powder, I onz.

 

[MW]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

I think we need at least 36 BMWs, 18 for standby in case of car breakdowns, lost cars, breakaway cars who are xian and go home, cars running out of petrol, wrong type of cars and those who tua.

Then we also need a dry run for the 18 official BMWs and one dry run for the back up 18 BMWs, and a 3rd one for all 36 cars. Then someone needs to randomly test all 36 cars on the route and if anyone fails, to do more dry runs and if still fail kick them out and get new cars.

Then once get new cars, we do the whole procedure again and do more dry runs until we get everything right.

I suggest postponing the funeral convoy to next year. The deceased needs to tong until we finalise the date and the cars.

In any event, I will tua

 

[kenntona]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

I strongly suggest D_Iceman's M5 wagon to be the gua char chia.........sibey sart........ sorry, not sibey..... may I also suggest Bobby to sing Chap Jee Lian Hway.......

 

[iScoupe]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

u think u come meetup say hi , we will offer to help u meh, u need make sure we strike toto, buy lambo.
friendly & funny not enough... & worst, everytime cannot find u in meetup, pls don't squad down behind lambo.

 

[kenntona]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

ISCoupe, your car is red. Lai ang, huan tio. Please do NOT attend Toto's funeral convoy. Else you will kenna blanket party.

 

[hitmee]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

u prefer coupe or cabrio?

 

[iScoupe]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

ISCoupe, your car is red. Lai ang, huan tio. Please do NOT attend Toto's funeral convoy. Else you will kenna blanket party.

u are very sensitive person. ok, help me collect my Petrol ang bao. my heart is there for him.

 

[kenntona]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

u prefer coupe or cabrio?

Cabrio is the way to go !!! Vroom Vroom.

But depends on what the deceased prefer lah. He happy can liao.

 

[MW]

Re: need 18 bmws for funeral convoy

Cabrio is the way to go !!! Vroom Vroom.

But depends on what the deceased prefer lah. He happy can liao.

Will the deceased be giving a speech?