Man sells his testicle to buy a car ..........

Red_Bean_Bun

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He would need to sell both to buy a COE here at that price .......

Man sells testicle so he can buy a Nissan 370Z | News.com.au


SOME men, when they see a Ferrari or Lambo fly past it leaves them with a yearning so strong they jokingly declare they'd lose a portion of their genitalia to own one. One man is literally going to such lengths by selling one of his testicles so he can buy his dream car. A Nissan?

Mark Parisi declared on CBS's show The Doctors he will be donating one of his testicles to medical science for US$35,000 so he can buy himself a new Nissan 370. Most men might only lay their balls on the line for an exotic beauty, but Mr. Parisi is a bit more realistic with his expectations.

The fee for the testicle is the standard going rate by American medical science and just so happens to be approximately the same starting price for a Nissan 370Z V6 Coupe.
 
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ac323 got hope liao....congrats......
 
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On the positive side, he is lucky he can sell testicles to buy a Nissan 370Z V6 Coupe, in SG he can only buy a piece of digital paper.
 
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Oxymoron - At least he got the ball(s) to buy the car ....... ?
 
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Half an eunuch for a Nissan ? Noooooooooo......................
 
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so toto sell which part? I wanna see wu hua boh?
 
Man sells his testicle to buy a car ..........

jonleeck;1053025 said:
so toto sell which part? I wanna see wu hua boh?


Eh..... wu yiah boh?? You wanna see toto's part?





* I never say his dragon-slaying snake-spitting saber. runs away....
 
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I heard he sold his foreskin for his Balboni 550-2.

You eaten calamari lately?
 
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u dumb asss...toto rips people balls out to sell.
 
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totoseow;1053032 said:
u dumb asss...toto rips people balls out to sell.

oh..fucker...wu spare balls boh?
 
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jonleeck;1053033 said:
oh..fucker...wu spare balls boh?

give u also no use...wun generate more bravado even if u attached them on ur face. look at kenn? I gave him a bag full n he ate them. now he look like a giant lampa.
 
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totoseow said:
give u also no use...wun generate more bravado even if u attached them on ur face. look at kenn? I gave him a bag full n he ate them. now he look like a giant lampa.

I have no exotic car, so I will let you talk. Does not mean you own expensive cars you talk sense.
 
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kenntona;1053039 said:
I have no exotic car, so I will let you talk. Does not mean you own expensive cars you talk sense.

becos u are not suppose to eat it!BRO!>.......................................... sell it to medical science FOR GOD SAKE!
 
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totoseow;1053036 said:
give u also no use...wun generate more bravado even if u attached them on ur face. look at kenn? I gave him a bag full n he ate them. now he look like a giant lampa.

so Arsenal are flying!.... doesn't means u talk sense! just give it to me and I will sell it!
for fuck I wanna attach it to my face!
 
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jonleeck;1053041 said:
so Arsenal are flying!.... doesn't means u talk sense! just give it to me and I will sell it!
for fuck I wanna attach it to my face!

no wonder u r so quiet lately. cos ur manure is in the shitt......hey so when u guys firing moyes the monkey?
 
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soccer again....yawnz.

With guys, its always Soccer or cars or Army...then how many girls they up

Can we talk about other stuff? Like ballet or geography?
 
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MW;1053048 said:
Can we talk about other stuff?


Back to serious stuff, where is the best geographical location to wash driver and car?
 
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seanskye;1053050 said:
Back to serious stuff, where is the best geographical location to wash driver and car?
:huhhuh: :huhhuh: :huhhuh: :huhhuh:
 
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seanskye;1053050 said:
Back to serious stuff, where is the best geographical location to wash driver and car?

where else......new York of cos!! SGP still have meh?..PM me!
 
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MW;1053048 said:
soccer again....yawnz.

With guys, its always Soccer or cars or Army...then how many girls they up

Can we talk about other stuff? Like ballet or geography?

Did you know Magnus won the world Chess Championship by beating Anand ..... Anyone want to analyze game 10 where Anand opted for the Ruy Lopez Berlin defence ?

Anyway Anand played like he got no balls that why he lost ....
 

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