Launch control...rubber burning fun!

dazza

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So you've got yourself a new 335i with DCT.... You've reached the 2000km run-in period and you've discovered in the manual that your car has been blessed with LAUNCH CONTROL!

Now find yourself a safe stretch of road where such driving is legal;) and get ready to be thrown back into your seat......or maybe not.

Launch control as I understand it in the GTR sense is the computers way of getting you from 0 to 100 in the quickest way possible, managing in particular torque to the wheels therefore minimizing wheel spin..... Not so in the 335 with DCT!

I sat in my 335 on a safe stretch where such things are legal and went about the star trek-esq procedure of preparing for launch:

Sport mode: activated
Gear lever to sport: selected
DTC on: check
Manual gear 1 selected: check
Left foot hard on brake: ready
Accelerator hard to the floor: set

RPM holding steady at 4800
Race flag now showing on the dash indicating that all systems were ready for launch.

Stand by......road clear.... release the brake!

ahhhhhh!!!

I went nowhere.

The wheels spun themselves into a fury and I fishtailed wildly. I looked out the window half expecting a bicycle to ride past coughing from the sweet scent of rubber.

I never got to 100kmh. Well, I didn't but I'm pretty sure my wheels did.

I have to say it was quite a rush! It did put a big grin on my face. Ive never burnt so much rubber in an automatic before. I sit here thinking was that their intention? If so nice!

Maybe it was a bit uncouth to put 'rubber burning mode' in the manual so they disguised it;)

Can't wait to do it again!!
 
Re: Launch control...rubber burning fun!

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Re: Launch control...rubber burning fun!

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Re: Launch control...rubber burning fun!

dazza;611743 said:
ahhhhhh!!!

I went nowhere.

The wheels spun themselves into a fury and I fishtailed wildly. I looked out the window half expecting a bicycle to ride past coughing from the sweet scent of rubber.

lol this is hilarious. did you double check after all the smoke has gone that the steps were correct?
 
Re: Launch control...rubber burning fun!

detach8;611795 said:
lol this is hilarious. did you double check after all the smoke has gone that the steps were correct?

Well... cant be 100% as I was in quite a bit of shock as my new Bimmer tried to kill me....but as I understand if you get the racing flag icon on the dash that means the right buttons/steps have been taken.

Anyone else had this experience? Its damn funny.
 
Re: Launch control...rubber burning fun!

Siao.....how old are you? 18 ah?


'The Great White'
 
Re: Launch control...rubber burning fun!

wilman2772;611842 said:
Siao.....how old are you? 18 ah?

The only difference between boys n men are the price of their toys:shakemyb:
 
Re: Launch control...rubber burning fun!

dazza;611800 said:
Well... cant be 100% as I was in quite a bit of shock as my new Bimmer tried to kill me....but as I understand if you get the racing flag icon on the dash that means the right buttons/steps have been taken.

Anyone else had this experience? Its damn funny.

I have tried this heaps of times.

When u release ur brakes that will be alot of wheel spin before the car just rocket forward.

Not sure y urs isnt moving??
 
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The wheels spun themselves into a fury and I fishtailed wildly. I looked out the window half expecting a bicycle to ride past coughing from the sweet scent of rubber.
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After the smoke clears, did u see anyone with a no. plate TP behind?
 

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