Just for laughs ..i cant stop laughing !!

[hitmee]

Re: Just for laughs ..i cant stop laughing !!

i wont be there too........next in line.....iscoupe

 

[MW]

Re: Just for laughs ..i cant stop laughing !!

Talking about toilet, I went to Paragon high class toilet to lao sai once and discovered that all cubicles full, and my sai already at the tip and any sudden movement will cause a fondue avalanche. The cleaner was no where around so like a ninja I darted into the cleaner's storeroom, and released my load into the pail inside in less than 1min, then I quickly darted out and kay kay go pee at the urinal. The cleaner aunty came in after about 1 or 2 mins and screamed when she saw my last nite's simpang prata mixture. Being a concerned citizen, I shaked my head and said sympathetically to her "wah lau aunty, gross leh, how come got people like tat one?" and then walked out sibeh song cos can go buffet liao.

Simi? Emergency mah.....

 

[Mockngbrd]

Re: Just for laughs ..i cant stop laughing !!

Some weeks back I was at a fruit stall buying some fruits when i needed to go toilet. It was those shophouse shop where there's a single cubicle at the back. I asked the towkay where's the toilet, he said behind. So i walked behind, saw that the door was very slightly ajar. I pushed it open and suddenly there was a butt naked girl half bending inside, in the middle of trying to pull up her panties. She spun around, panties still around the ankles, i look at her she look at me, for a split second, then i realised what happened. so i said oops and pulled the door shut. later, she came out, and said sorry to me the lock was spoilt. i was like, huh... how come she was the one saying sorry.

but of coz nothing beats da shit....

which shophouse is this?

 

[michiko]

Re: Just for laughs ..i cant stop laughing !!

Wa lao, u guys are funny. hitme is esp disgusting!!

 

[hitmee]

Re: Just for laughs ..i cant stop laughing !!

Wa lao, u guys are funny. hitme is esp disgusting!!

hi serene,

nice to meet u

 

[michiko]

Re: Just for laughs ..i cant stop laughing !!

how u know my name??

 

[Leo]

Re: Just for laughs ..i cant stop laughing !!

the picture is truly awful...

 

[Viper Warrior]

Re: Just for laughs ..i cant stop laughing !!

someone posted this on another forum on most embarrasing moments ..i copy n paste to share here..anyone have similar situation hahahha

i m writing this as an experience that i have came across the 1st time

went for lunch at tampines prime foodcourt (blk 500 plus) - the indian rojak stall serve very good food

anyway as per normal i have a "good digestive system" and during my lunch i have a urgent need to release the load in my stomach .. faster rush to the toilet paid the guy 20 cents and went in.

the toilets are designed in a way that the male n female toilets are seperated by a cardboard wall kinda thing



saw the last toilet empty so went in, its the seating kind but the rims are dirty with footprints etc sigh .. wanted to clean but i only have 1 packet of tissue so i cant risk that .. bo pian need to squat on the seats as with wat other users have done.

the act of trying to balance on the seats with working shoes (flat wood soles) is extremely difficult, scared slip n fall on the ground or worst fall into the bowl plus cant take out pants as the floor was dirty n wet - i believe some bros experience this - soo .. the pants were at my ankle and i was trying to get on top of the seat to get into the squatting position when all hell broke loose ..

while trying to get up - 1 leg up first 2nd leg up - i had a huge fart followed by 1 fishball sized dropping coming out .. this is in the middle of trying to get up n balance !!

unfortunately the dropping did not hit its target - it dropped on the seat instead and i dunno how it bounced off to the floor and rolled over to the neighbour's cubicle which is e female toilet which is obvious because i can hear the lady's conversation while i was trying to get up the seat .... "wo zai toilet lor .. jin tian report hen tua etc etc" when suddenly

the next thing i heard was "eeeee you dong xi pow lai wor de cubicle !!! den yi sia .." there was a brief silence " eeeee xi da pian !!! waaah piang !!! you ren the da pian diow sia lai pow lai wo zhe pian !!! eeee " she started banging the cubile wall ... i faster terek the balance of my poo and got dressed trying to rush out before her !!!

went back to continue lunch while laffing away at myself ...

I'm more impressed with the last sentence: "i faster terek the balance of my poo and got dressed .. " and then went to eat again .... You the man