I cannot buy M3

[MW]

I tried to buy an M3 but this was the reply:-

Dear Mr MW

Thank you for your interest in the new BMW M3

BMW Singapore acknowledges your dream of owning one. We however regret to inform you that after looking at your payslip even after your Bonus, your application was unsuccessful and you can never afford a BMW in the near future.

We appreciate your dreams and your desires but our brand is not for the third class people like you. We would be glad if you don’t insult us with your pay slip again and we have shredded it to rid ourselves of it. I have also forwarded your details to Geely for consideration.

Regards

General Manager: BMW Brand Management


Can anyone lend me money? Thanks BROS!

 

[Mockngbrd]

Re: I cannot buy M3

buy this one lor

 

[milk15]

Re: I cannot buy M3

I tried to buy an M3 but this was the reply:-

Dear Mr MW

Thank you for your interest in the new BMW M3

BMW Singapore acknowledges your dream of owning one. We however regret to inform you that after looking at your payslip even after your Bonus, your application was unsuccessful and you can never afford a BMW in the near future.

We appreciate your dreams and your desires but our brand is not for the third class people like you. We would be glad if you don’t insult us with your pay slip again and we have shredded it to rid ourselves of it. I have also forwarded your details to Geely for consideration.

Regards

General Manager: BMW Brand Management


Can anyone lend me money? Thanks BROS!

Ur annual income of 5m.......... cannot make it???

 

[MW]

Re: I cannot buy M3

Its 5M Rupees. Can you lend me money please? Thanks BRO!

 

[kenntona]

Re: I cannot buy M3

Grotesque case of under declaration of income. I am reporting you to IRAS.

 

[ACS6]

Re: I cannot buy M3

At least you got a reply. 5 minutes after I sent a similar email enquiry to them, I heard laughter from afar.

 

[zorro]

Re: I cannot buy M3

Could it be your pay/bonus too high for M3....You should consider M5 or M6 instead or maybe Ferrari/Lambo/AM

For my case they hired security guard to prevent me for stealing a glimse of the car in the show-room until I show them the cash..

 

[MW]

Re: I cannot buy M3

I cannot go to Ferrari showroom as Ital Auto still has an injunction against me

 

[zorro]

Re: I cannot buy M3

simi injunction..issit same as redlight junction? me lawless person...

 

[milk15]

Re: I cannot buy M3

Its 5M Rupees. Can you lend me money please? Thanks BRO!

What are BRO for???? I later burn 5m give you....... swee swee...

 

[TripleM]

Re: I cannot buy M3

ur Simpang Bros can lend u money?

 

[kenntona]

Re: I cannot buy M3

What are BRO for???? I later burn 5m give you....... swee swee...

Your numbers failed !!! That's $500m !!!

Ask MW to give you the change !!!

 

[ACS6]

Re: I cannot buy M3

I think Guni bro would rather MW keep the change.....

 

[milk15]

Re: I cannot buy M3

Your numbers failed !!! That's $500m !!!

Ask MW to give you the change !!!

Simi failed???? Oh.... you were talking abt the numbers on it.......
I thought the chinese word is 5m??? My chinese got "A" hor........... "Absent".......... kekekeke.....

I think Guni bro would rather MW keep the change.....

Oh.... its ok.... i got fixed deposit account set up there liao......

 

[Physicist]

Re: I cannot buy M3

Get the boy in your avatar to perform on youtube. Sure famous then can make $$$

 

[rodders]

Re: I cannot buy M3

I can burn a M3 for you or whatever car you want for that matter.

 

[zorro]

Re: I cannot buy M3

Wah you rich le..can afford to burn a real M3...Before burn can let me drive for few days?

I can burn a M3 for you or whatever car you want for that matter.

 

[martmode8850]

Re: I cannot buy M3

guess they trying to photostate your A3 pay slip and selected A4 only to have truncated a lot of zeros away and made this big folish mistake... their admin staff ought to be whipped...

 

[wt_know]

Re: I cannot buy M3

7th month and everyone is so ON to burn this and that ? yet to see anyone burn a M3 ... kekeke

 

[iScoupe]

Re: I cannot buy M3

Not bad liao, my reply was worst.

Dear Mr iScoupe

Thank you for your interest in the new BMW M3

BMW Singapore acknowledges your wet dream of owning one. We however regret to inform you that after looking at your existing E36 old metal piece you driving, we would like to send u our condolence instead of encouraging you to buy our M3. Your application form was not even brought to our account department as not to insult our account staffs, I shredded it & discard into the nearest BMW trash bin.

We appreciate your wet dreams but please do not attempt to look for us & walk into our showroom with your fake crocs shoe. Thanks.

Regards

BMW showroom cleaner.