Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

[Ahbengdriver]

BMW is my game, Ahbengdriver is my name.

totally new to BMW, totally new to internet forums, totally blurr, totally beng...

hope to learn from the lao jiaos about BMW.....I so blurr I dont even know what BMW stands for....so I just called it Be My Wife[BMW]

After savings my entire live working as a coolie, I ve finally saved enough to buy my first E90 320i. It is white and has a siren on the top, and a sticker on both sides which says "POLICE". Is my BMW 'beng' ?

 

[jawzsg]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

err... Beats Mercedes Wholesale...Break My Wallet...Beng Machine Worldwide...Bring Much Worries...Best Made Wreckage... you choose lah

 

[gadaffi]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

hahaha king of funny beng u r....
enjoy ur stay here den

 

[rodders]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

Hi Ah Beng and welcome. For a beng, you sure speak very goose engrand.

 

[T6]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

Ahbengdriver, your engrand so good I am kinda suspect u are the writer of the Rockson blogs. Enjoy your stay here yah and dun forget the month end meet-ups so that we can bio your bengcar

 

[Orh LuLu]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

Welcum Ah Beng...

I oso Bengzz.... I talk like Beng like u... I still wear beggy pants that is 38"... My hair long.. my comb is the sharp type... Every where i go i will squat and spit... I go watermelon KTV... my gf are lians and i graduate from hokkien university. I have temp tattoos all over me which i will change design every 2 weeks.. latest one is a Tiger standing tall above Mt Faber.... when ppl stare at me, i will ask them Khua si mi lan... when ppl ask me who is my Leader, i tell them is Chow Ah Beng KENNTONA...

Cu ard Hia tee...

 

[TobyNik]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

Welcum Ah Beng...

I oso Bengzz.... I talk like Beng like u... I still wear beggy pants that is 38"... My hair long.. my comb is the sharp type... Every where i go i will squat and spit... I go watermelon KTV... my gf are lians and i graduate from hokkien university. I have temp tattoos all over me which i will change design every 2 weeks.. latest one is a Tiger standing tall above Mt Faber.... when ppl stare at me, i will ask them Khua si mi lan... when ppl ask me who is my Leader, i tell them is Chow Ah Beng KENNTONA...

Cu ard Hia tee...

NNB!

SIANG KIO WA????

 

[kenntona]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

... when ppl ask me who is my Leader, i tell them is Chow Ah Beng KENNTONA...

Nin na bey, I am not chow ah beng. I am high class ah beng.

Dan, Simon both Hokkien University graduates here liao. Where's Barry?

 

[Azrielsc]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

Welcome to the forum!! Cheers!

 

[BMWSILVER]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

Hi ! Ahbengdriver. Welcome

I have to agree with Orh LuLu regarding our Leader - Chow Ah Beng KENNTONA...

Because he always orgnised illegal gathering......Oomp.........I means gathering or sport....under the meet-up folder.................

See you around.

 

[Ahbengdriver]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

thx for the very warm and beng welcome. Now I feel more beng than ever.

Besides my new beng car, I also luv to go beng-kok and beng[or is it bang] around. But trust me, I cause no accidents in bengkok so far.

I have to firstly apologise in advance if anyone find my beng-lish distatsteful. I only started learning engrand 2 years back, all my life I ve lived in the back lanes of CHINATOWN, studied in helicopter school but dropped out after PSLE. But I know the BMW community is a group of well respected personnels where i can not only learn more abt BMW, but also engrand. In return, as a show of my gratitude, I will teach you all how to be a true BENG

 

[saifywaify]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

hi ah beng..

do you have gangster connections..? i know of a certain company that may need a visit from them.. heheh.

cheers man. don't paint your beemer lime green hor.

saify.

 

[gadaffi]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

i must agree with orh lu lu...
he is a certified bengz.
mayb he can teach u more abt bengz...

 

[TripleM]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

Ahbeng driver
Si mi tai chi....hor say bo?

Wa bo beng but wa ae hokkien buay phai lah...

Huat ah!

 

[arsenal62]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

My name is Ah Seng...so li kah wa together become Ah Seng Ah beng!
Kentoma also ah beng but high class one....because ee wu opentop BMW...kan silan hao lian!
Becareful of those Ah kua beng...no names wll be revealed here......Rodxxxs, xx7x7x, kenxxxxxx, MW, Orx lx lx, Totxsexx and many more!

你小心!

Paiseh, lim peh boh eng go lunch liao!

 

[SL2]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

My name is Ah Seng...so li kah wa together become Ah Seng Ah beng!
Kentoma also ah beng but high class one....because ee wu opentop BMW...kan silan hao lian!
Becareful of those Ah kua beng...no names wll be revealed here......Rodxxxs, xx7x7x, kenxxxxxx, MW, Orx lx lx, Totxsexx and many more!

你小心!

Paiseh, lim peh boh eng go lunch liao!

Your name is not Ah Seng. Your name is Ji Leng.

Welcome to the forums, Ahbengdriver. I'm not beng..

 

[marcong77]

Re: Hi all, its me....Ahbengdriver

BMW is my game, Ahbengdriver is my name.

totally new to BMW, totally new to internet forums, totally blurr, totally beng...

hope to learn from the lao jiaos about BMW.....I so blurr I dont even know what BMW stands for....so I just called it Be My Wife[BMW]

After savings my entire live working as a coolie, I ve finally saved enough to buy my first E90 320i. It is white and has a siren on the top, and a sticker on both sides which says "POLICE". Is my BMW 'beng' ?

Errh...how about Brings More Woman??? Hey for those singles out there...:juggle: