Who in China is having coffee with Yassir

[rex7_vtec]

I got this in my email hahahaha pretty damn funny!!!

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China .

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China ..

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new
leader of China ?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China .

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China

Condi: Hu.

George: The main man in China !

Condi: Hu is leading China

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you, Hu is leading China .

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China ?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you, or will you not, tell me the name of
the new leader of China ?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China ? I thought
he's dead in the Middle East

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China ?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China ?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look Condi. I need to know the name of the new
leader of China .. Get me the Secretary General of the
U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a
glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China

George: Will you stay out of China ?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East ! Just get me
the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars.

[SMYUEN]

ahahahah... heard that before... quite hilarious!

[axl]

No wonder they (together with Rumsfeld) are responsible for the quagmire at Iraq.

[Apogee89]

Read this one?




Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a fancy solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think " he said, "when I am President, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that is so self-indulgent!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, "I found out who peed in your saxophone."

[TripleM]

hahaha, that's good one................

[kenntona]

Barry, they have this on YouTube too......

[rex7_vtec]

Hahahahahahahahahahhaa!!!!! This is damn hilarious hahahahahahahahahahhahahaha