Infratint review - hitmee, please stop reading now
OK, so I finally found time to take a look for myself what all the fuss about the only M7 in town, the triple ply toilet paper & the triple chinned boy from Guangdong is all about.
Got there a little late because I thought Tradehub 21 was in Tampines - blame the sun being so bright that I had difficulty seeing the HUD GPS directions, but Sherman was ever willing & ever accommodating - in fact, if there was soap and he dropped it, he'd probably bend over to pick it up. Very accommodating indeed.
As I was late, there was this rather svelte aunty in an X6 before me, getting a re-tint, so I parked the CB car outside and waited. Around this time, droplets of water started falling onto the CB paint - going piak piak piak onto my car, and it wasn't the kind of piak piak sound that Kenntona would know so well.
Since I'm such a ngeowster, I got Sherman out to check with him why his shop front was leaking. He said it was actually someone watering some plants at the top of the building. I asked - watering with water, or watering by taking a piss? The 30 second pause before Sherman answered didn't really instill much confidence in me.
But, anyway, soon after - be it a golden shower or otherwise, the X6 was done, and it was my CB's turn. A 30 second explanation of the options available, and soon I was convinced/coerced/conned into taking the Platinum 99 for all panels except the front windscreen (because I want to mod, but I am scared a little bit).
Sherman took the car in, and immediately, 4 guys descended upon my CB. Now I know how a Japan AV starlet feels with 4 guys doing her. My poor CB. Molested, fondled, and someone even used a vibrator - or was it a hairdryer - but, in any case, it was an eye opening experience. I mean, I've heard of roasting, but with 4 guys, my vocabulary escapes me.
While all this was happening, I was dying to try out the triple ply that I heard so much, but alas, nature didn't call, so I guess I'll have to find another excuse to go back to Infratint again. However, Sherman was kind enough to offer to tah pow some triple ply for me to take home. I declined, and said maybe next time, I'll take some Apollo Banana Leaf Fish Head Curry before coming over.
Around this time, I saw Bro Jasonmaxima riding his Swedish babe, with the first M5 in Singapore hot on his & her tail. And, just as I was waving hello & goodbye at the same time, Sherman informed me that my CB was ready.
I felt a bit cheated, because it was over so quickly. I had no time to check out his M7 (dunno where he hid it), and there wasn't any fish tank (not even pet tortoises) to look at, and as mentioned, I never even felt the softness of the triple ply on my ass.
But, at least, on the way home, the car was dark enough for me to read the HUD GPS directions correctly
Re: Infratint review - hitmee, please stop reading now
Originally Posted by S2k
NPNT pic lai
Sherman said he will post my CB and blackmail me. He tried to make me feel good, saying that for me, he'll delete one of the other car's picture to make space on his SD card, so he could take my CB's photo.
I just told him don't be so kiam, buy a new SD card lah!
Anyway, don't worry, my CB is smooth top one - no unsightly sunroof interruptions. Clean shaven. Brazilian