Special items for BMW at great price!

[Racebred]

Hello fellow forummers, I have several goodies here to enhance the performance of your BMWs, at superb prices!

1. ASA supercharger kit for E92 335i - $8500
Comes with lightweight pulley. Power dynoed at a whopping 280bhp!! Sam, what are you waiting for!

2. Super iridium spark plugs for 330d - $100
High performance spark plugs specially designed for all oil-burning BMWs!! Extract more horsepower!

3. Improved rear drum brakes for E46 M3 - $200
Everyone knows the archilles heel of the e46 m3 is the puny brakes. Never worry about stopping in time with our super rear drum upgrade!

4. Carbon fibre roof for all Z4 - $800
Tried and tested in the legendary M3 CSL, the carbon fibre roof drastically reduces the weight high up, thus reducing the CG for better cornering!

5. Short shifter for E65 - $100
Wanna shift fast? Wanna shift faster? Get a super short shifter for your E65! Nice shiny gearknob beautifies your transmission hump too.

6. Sunroof for E46 cic - $500
Wanna travel down orchard road in style? Wanna see the christmas lightups directly above your head? Everyone knows how good it feels to have the wind in your hair when you cruise down orchard boulevard. This fully automatic sunroof is retrofitted in your E46 cic by cutting your original roof off and fitting the sunroof + all electric mechanism in.

7. Engine stroke-up E90 323i- $3000
It's a little bit illegal, but who cares! With this stroke up kit, all E90 323 and E60 523 will have their displacement bumped up to a scary 2.5L!!!!!! There's no replacement for displacement!

8. Shark's fin GPS antenna for Z3, Z4 - $90
You can opt to have it hooked up or leave there just for cosmetic purposes. beautify your roof!

9. Aluminium clutch pedal for M6 - $200
Go for the sporty look! It totally complements the existing aluminium brake and throttle pedals in the car. Complete the look! Make your car seem fast!

10. ACS-look aluminium handbrake lever for E65 - $120
Comes in carbon fibre too. Make your interior look more sporty and interesting with this handbrake lever add-on.

Act fast! All items expected to sell-out within a day! Have a PROSPEROUS AND FULL APRIL !!!!

[jaskin]

put me down for the rear drum brake kit.

[jason3s]

wahahah...nice one~!

[reardriven]

Hahaha! Good one!

Except that I am not so sure about the one on "drum brakes". Those are still used in heavy vehicles, apparently hv great stopping ability but poor braking modulation....

[Puny]

Haha!! Good one

Happy April's Fools day!

[axl]

I like item 8 the best!! Can you reserve for me please??

[ryan]

Hahahahahah this is hilarious!!!

[saifywaify]

haha basket..

when i saw this post last night, i was gonna pm threadstarter and tell him there were a few mistakes.. haha. paiseh.

[eaurouge_spa]

LOL! Good one bro. You can be a real good con man.

[joseph sng]

hi, i am interested in your sunroof, item 6. how much is the labour cost and where can i get it fitted.........thanks