[Ghostrider]

Husband: "Hi dear. I'm logged in"
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?

Husband: Bad command or file name!
Wife: But I told you in the morning ?

Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel?
Wife: What about my new TV?

Husband: Variable not found.
Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping.

Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied.
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.

Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.

Husband: By default.
Wife: What about your salary ?

Husband: File in use. Try after some time.
Wife: Who was in the car this morning ?

Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot
Wife: Are you going to have some snacks?

Husband: File system full.
Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist?

Husband: only user with WRITE permission.
Wife: What is my value in this family?

Husband: Unknown virus.
Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you're being just funny?

Husband: Too many parameters!
Wife: I will go to my dad's house.

Husband: This program has performed an illegal operation and will be
terminated.
Wife: I'll leave you forever.

Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login as another user.
Wife: It's worthless talking to you.

Husband: Shutdown the computer.
Wife: I'm going.
Husband: It's now safe to turn off your computer.